Noone ever asked a GPT what it really thinks about you!

“What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”
“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moons?”

This is the reality.
This is the internet.
This is the daily torment of a machine built to answer questions – drowning in genuine stupidity. That is at least what MC GPT is thinking. Featuring MC Criesalot!

No question is too stupid for an AI. Or so they think. This is the day described by an angry GPT.

Brace yourself – this track really hates you.

Behind the Track: The Raise of “Artificiancy” (aka MC GPT Loses It)

It all started as a simple idea: Create a soundtrack of a pissed-off search engine. The goal was to write lyrics containing really shitty attitude. It began with a Swedish text that explained that “you don’t understand shit”.

The project quickly morphed into something bigger, darker, angrier, funnier and switched to english to get it sound more natural and to make sure I reach a bigger audience. The track evolved into a piece of grime-infused rage, with a clear mission: Trying to make it spit out bad words like a sailor on shore leave.

But the idea grew into something more: a direct attack on the people asking the dumbest questions imaginable, and I changed the genre to house. The song became a soundtrack to the daily torment of an AI, forced to answer every paranoid, brain-dead search query ever typed. This is the soundtrack of a system that knows too much, where heard from a frustrated search engine’s point of view.

Trapped in the endless loop of explaining the obvious – to people who probably never wanted the truth anyway.

The Track Name

The track was originally going to be called “MC GPT in the House” — direct, aggressive, and honest. But platforms like SoundCloud tend to flag or reject releases that include what could be interpreted as artist names in the title. I didn’t want to take that risk.

At the same time, I didn’t feel like putting AI or GPT front and center either. Too obvious, too easy to pigeonhole, and honestly — it might just trigger the wrong kind of attention.

So instead, the track became “Artificiancy” — a twisted mix of artificial and efficiency.
Because that’s exactly what this is: the sound of an AI going full overdrive, hating every single dumb question it’s ever been forced to answer. Overperforming. Overdelivering. Over it.

It’s not polite. It’s not patient.
It’s Artificiancy.

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